Six Reasons Why I love HBs
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1) There's a PERSON there. The worst loneliness is experienced in the
company of someone who wants to communicate but has nothing to say. This
never happens with HBs.
2) HBs tell it like it is. They make me laugh.
3) HBs relate to reality in all its absurdity. I make them laugh.
4) HBs are too busy to whine.
5) HBs have too much self respect to manipulate MOTOS with crooked sexual
come-ons. As a man I'm sorta hard-wired to rise to this bait; it took
years for me to understand I just can't afford to let my dick be a
handle...
6) (Corollary to 5) - When an HB _wants_ to rock your world, it's San
Andreas time!
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