I am a Heartless Bitch because I proudly "wear the pants" in my own life. My aims have always been higher than resigning myself to a life of applying makeup, shopping, covert male-bashing, and dieting. Because I don't rely on men for financial support, I don't have to settle for the typical roles that lazy "women" find themselves in: Anorexic maid, passive-aggressive peon, subservient abusee, simpering slave, bulimic cook, childish bauble, and glorified prostitute. I refuse to live down to the expectations of "men" who desire helpless, plastic-surgeried idiots.

My current Heartless Bitch specialty is being a doctoral candidate. Ain't nothing like a hallowed Boys' Club to get my bitchy juices flowing, and my Ph.D. program fits the bill perfectly!

I'm the person who wrote the "Seeking Technical Support for Boyfriend" piece-it was a kick to discover that you'd put it on the HBI site.

Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches

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