I have a big mouth, and I use it for more than shoveling food in my mouth, sucking cock, or whispering sweet nothings. There's nothing sweet about me. I don't giggle quietly, covering my mouth daintily, like those other pansies; my laugh is loud, obnoxious and shrieking whenever and wherever it occurs. I don't hide behind courteous boring weather chitchat bullshit, I say what I think and often, what I think is far from pleasant boring weather chitchat. I have opinions, and I'm not afraid to voice them. I call a cunt a cunt and prick a prick. I hate activists, feminists, dutiful housewives, pretty boys, airheads, models, and pretty much everyone else equally-IF they're full of shit, which, most of them are.

I may be married, but I am not stereotypically married. He does the cooking, the cleaning, the fashion statements, while I do my own thing, which is write and edit. My strength is my commentary. I've had them published in Hawaii and Seattle, in letter and article formats. I have the ability to piss people off because I say things they don't want to hear, or that aren't nice.

Fuck nice. I'd rather have raw brutal truth, genuine real, and no bullshit. It's why "Nothing's fiction" to me.

It's probably why I don't have many female friends, or friends period. I don't have time for mindless conversation about shopping, beau hunks, fashion, make-up, or gossip. I'm too busy living a life.

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