In my freshman year of college, my English professor assigned an essay, where you wrote about any one word, it's meaning, and history. Well, naturally, I chose the word "bitch". All the other immature geeks in there used popular slang words, or real buttkissing words, but I wanted everyone, including my middle-aged male professor, to see what Bitch really meant.

I wrote that paper, and I worked damn hard on it. I took the word bitch, and turned it into a word of empowerment.

People only call you a Bitch for a reason, and a few are:

1. YOU won't listen to what THEY think YOU should do with YOUR life.
2. YOU have more authority and control than THEY do.
3. YOU won't sleep with THEM.
4. YOU sleep with their FRIENDS, but not THEM.
5. YOU just plain don't give a shit about anyone else and what they think of you, as long as you are happy.

He loved it -- he gave me an A+, my essay has been read to all of his classes, (about 6 or so a semester).

Some people on campus agree with my views, many don't. Little boys and girls, (that call themselves adults), come up to me and say "You are a bitch for saying that, you are wrong!". To which I reply, "YOU are a fucking idiot, who cries about all this shit done to you. When you grow up, maybe you'll be able to handle reality. And by the way, thanks for calling me a bitch, it's a COMPLIMENT!"

When I walk across campus, I hold my head high, because I am a Bitch. I am proud, and I invoke fear in spineless creatures.

Oh, and by the way, my boyfriend was proud to be known as "The Bitch woman's boyfriend".

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